PAGEANT LAW: During competition weekend, your fellow competitors are “sisters.” After competition, your fellow competitors are “frenemies.
Karina Brez, Miss Florida
Gunilla, the image consultant: A well decorated and well seasoned sausage casing
Photo credit: Patrick Prather
Nana Meriwether, Miss Maryland
Gunilla, the image consultant: Maryland got hers from the seventeen prom special edition magazine 1999.
Pageant Fun Fact: Miss Maryland
Nana Meriwther, Miss Maryland: Nana Meriwether grew up in Maryland and attended the Sidwell Friends School, the same school that Chelsea Clinton, Al Gore Jr., the Obama daughters, and the Roosevelt and Nixon children attended.
Humblebrag
Audrey Bolte, Miss Ohio
Gunilla, the image consultant: Yes, your hips do look big. Giant, maybe.
Lars, the pageant coach: Ohio is this year’s prizewinner in the “butt curtains” category
Photo credit: Patrick Prather
Natalie Peck, Miss California and ex-ANTM contestant
Gunilla, the image consultant: GURL, what is happening?! Between the side boob, the conglomeration of fabric around your lower tiara, the stiffness of the rouching, I don’t know where to start.
Photo credit: Patrick Prather
Miss USA contestant fun fact: Megan Myrehn, Miss Indiana believes her strongest talent is her ability to accept and utilize constructive criticism.
– We’d like to provide you with some criticism.
Rebecca Hodge, Miss Iowa
Lars, the pageant coach: is this like the new “skinny arm” pose
Lars: if so, it’s not working/fooling anyone
Gunilla, the image consultant: no idea
Photo credit: Patrick Prather
